So I was cranking away on my work in progress, when I got stuck. You see, Bobbie, my heroine, was trailing behind a guy she doesn’t know is the hero (yet). And as she’s walking along, fantasizing about the untold joys that she hopes will unfold shortly in his hotel room, she’s staring admiringly at his butt. And she thinks to herself, this guy’s ass reminds of … of … of …
This is where I got stuck. I drew a complete blank on a male celebrity who has a nice ass. So, I had to stop and do some “research.”
This “research” led me to a butt quiz, which totally snapped me out of the mood as I was forced to gaze upon some awful-looking butts. Then I found a survey soliciting votes for/against butts – but with no photos. (Am I the only one who doesn’t have an image of every celebrity’s ass engraved in my brain?!)
And, somehow, this search led me to … furniture. Which completely removed all thoughts of ass cheeks and writing from my mind, since I desperately need living room furniture.
So, let’s forget about butts. And let’s talk about lips.
What do you think of this ensemble for my living room? Cheesy? Or the perfect statement for an erotic romance author?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 am
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January 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
OMG! Seriously. I’m one of your critique partners and friends, so I should know your mind by now. And yet, you continually blow mine! LOL This is what happens when I leave you to your own devices. I’m looking at sensible leather furniture for my place, you’re looking at LIPS for yours! This may call for an INTERVENTION!
(Cute butt, tho!)
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Yes, it is your fault that I got a little, er, distracted, C. So … are you giving the lips a thumbs down? I’ve already done the “sensible” furniture thing. It’s 2009. Time for a little … boldness.
And, my God — you liked that butt? It was supposed to be an example of a BAD one. No wonder I failed that butt quiz… (LOL)
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
It’s got “spank me” written all over it. And sometimes, that’s not a bad thing!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Love the sofa. Seriously. It might not wear well, though – nothing to do with the fabric or springs, I mean, but six months from now you might walk in and think, OMG I actually have King-Kong-sized lips in my LIVING ROOM? And then think, you’ll have to call up the Salvation Army to come haul it away…
So… maybe not.
On the other hand, is it a sofa bed??
January 24th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Oh my gosh.. what a post.. had me giggling for sure.. im glad im not the only one that can start on one topic and a few minutes later be on totally something else.. drives my hubby to distraction sometimes.. i bet hes glad hes in Kuwait taking a break…lol..
those lips would surely be a conversation piece..lol
January 25th, 2009 at 12:45 am
me likey!!!!!!!! wow i didnt know they made couches like that ,
way cool rachelle!!!!!!!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Calista, that is not what I see when I look at that butt. Ugh.
Leigh, you crack me up. King-Kong-sized lips in my living room…” — too funny! You do raise a good point, though. Surely I would get tired of looking at fire-engine red lips after awhile.
Jolene, well, it’s nice to know I’m not the only one, too.
Yeah, that furniture would definitely be a conversation piece. 
I’m thinking if I added a few lava lamps and a shag throw rug, I could be stylishly “retro.” (LOL)
Gypsy, yes, it’s truly amazing what one can find when one is procrastinating, isn’t it?